Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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