yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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