you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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