Too much gin, very little bucket
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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