The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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