No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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