we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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