How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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