wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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