You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize