I got her a Nickelback box set.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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