do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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