fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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