dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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