Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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