I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I have fence marks all over my body
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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