Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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