Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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