Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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