what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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