Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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