fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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