But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
