New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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