Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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