She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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