trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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