Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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