We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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