I look better un-naked...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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