Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
