why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
