i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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