If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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