Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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