How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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