when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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