Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Couch. On fire.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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