He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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