You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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