Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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