would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
