I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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