No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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