There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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