i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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