I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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