ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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