Girls should come with a carfax report
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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