Its about making memories worth repressing
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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