your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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