I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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