fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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