i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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