ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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